Harry Potter Archive

“how great it would be wave a stick, say ‘Tarantallegra’ and have someone immediately start dancing. Heck, I could use such a spell on myself so that I would no longer be an awkward lamp post at parties.”

Yea being left out for lack of dance skills suck. But in Macaulay it is much more likely for one to be outcasted if he or she does not share an enthusiasm for a story about a boy with a scar. I’m not supposed to say his name right? I kid. Nonetheless, this muggle has never finished a Harry Potter novel nor a film. Heck, my use of the world “Muggle” would be quite surprising to me if I hadn’t been insulted by the world last week. My point: I know nothing about the series. When this got out to my Macaulay peers (curse my openness) a couple passionate fans politely but aggressive instructed me to read the novels. Such shouldn’t have been a problem since the seven novels were already lined up on the CSI Macaulay Lounge Bookshelf.

Day one into my adventure into Hogwarts and I’m thinking CSI Macaulay should expand its HP DVD collection.

I know, I know. Macaulay offers many perks including the opportunities fund, the free flip cam and my personal favorite:  the mac in which I am currently typing on. But there’s many things this school can’t offer. It doesn’t offer opportunities such as flying on broomsticks in a epic match of quidditch or using roots of Latin to cast spells on enemies (not that I have any). But hey how great it would be wave a stick, say “Tarantallegra” and have someone immediately start dancing. Heck, I could use such a spell on myself so that I would no longer be an awkward lamp post at parties.

For one week only (one movie per day) I shall attend Hogwarts school for wizardry and witchcraft!