The shoehorn drops from out of nowhere. It makes clinging sounds just as a coin does when it drops on to the floor. I’m too far from the shoehorn to see it but I recognize it by the sound it makes when hitting the ground. It has a unique sound that comes about due to its odd shape and weight. I walk up to it and its sitting there facedown. It looks like a typical still-life painting. It lays there in a way that people will know that it has been used for many many years and has been through a lot…The shoehorn wants to be reminded its history. It has been passed down from person to person for so many years that it has become confused as to who was its original owner.