The City That’s Perfectly Imperfect
The tourists. Not only are they slow, but most of the time they are also clueless.
“GUEST: We want to have Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Can you make us a reservation?
CONCIERGE: They don’t actually serve breakfast.
GUEST: Well, brunch then.”
– “How May We Hate You” The Huffington Post
Constantly having to live in fear of getting kicked in the face by one of these guys.
Pigeons. They’re everywhere.
“Basically just more rats, but with wings.”
– “Winged Rats or Wronged Warriors” Living on Earth
God forbid the train stops on its delegated subway platform.
“The only rainbow you’ll see is the Pride Parade.”
– “26 Reasons Why New York City is the Worst” BuzzFeed