The City That’s Perfectly Imperfect

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The tourists. Not only are they slow, but most of the time they are also clueless.

“GUEST: We want to have Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Can you make us a reservation?
CONCIERGE: They don’t actually serve breakfast.
GUEST: Well, brunch then.”
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 – “How May We Hate You” The Huffington Post

 

Constantly having to live in fear of getting kicked in the face by one of these guys.

 

 Pigeons. They’re everywhere.

“Basically just more rats, but with wings.”

– “Winged Rats or Wronged Warriors” Living on Earth

 

 

God forbid the train stops on its delegated subway platform.

 

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“The only rainbow you’ll see is the Pride Parade.”

– “26 Reasons Why New York City is the Worst” BuzzFeed

 

 

 

But you love it anyway. 

“New York, New York!
It’s a helluva town!”

– “New York , New York” On the Town

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“Living in NYC is like having a baby. You will never understand how much money and how much sacrifice it actually takes until you do it… but it will be the best thing ever when you make it through alive.”

-“Do You Belong in NYC?” Penelope Trunk

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