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Postulated Posture from an Internet Latchkey Kid

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by Jadyn Marshall

We slouch

To make ourselves smaller.

Like iPhones.

Our shoulders are mudslides,

Our spines the canes

That our grandfathers stooped on.


Our grandfathers are the problem, actually.

Grandmothers too, and parents and peers.

All the people wearing boots

With deep treads.

It’s all their fault.


Well, maybe not all.

Also to blame is gravity.

We are not Flintstone kids,

We are not tigers

Or charming leprechauns.

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We are too techy,
Too savvy for our own nonsense.
Who needs a TV when you
Carry the world in your pocket?
At the click of a button
For $4.99 a month
Ads disappear forever!
We obliterate them!
They are banished to the world of the cloud,
Where they will be struck
By lightning and eaten by a fox that sounds
Suspiciously like a telephone.
Pardon, an old telephone.
The distinction used to matter,
Though now communication has been solved
So that it has less and less matter.
Can you see it sideways? Too big.
We charge through life,
Splitting apart the atomic barrels of knowledge.
We master a universe
Which has gone
From infinite to compressible
In picoseconds.
Don’t cover the moon with your thumb—
Cover the galaxy with your thumb drive!
Closure vastly improves when frosted with a “.zip.”
We are the generation of
The internet latchkey kids.
Why leave a note on the fridge
When you can pop open a tab
On the omnipotent Google?
Birds and bees?
Those are for nerds and fleas.
Why seize the day when you
Can seize the data from the cloud?
Clouds always reminded me of trees anyway,
Ever since I got tired of
Drawing individual leaves in kindergarten.
We don’t have curiosity anymore,
The full blooming, two-hundred pound,
Weeks on end
Curiosity that drove people to
Discoveries like penicillin,
The printing press.
Big things. Touchable things.
Instead, we have Google.
See how I fit a whole world of information
Into one word?
I slouched
Even though I knew
That smaller isn’t better,
Even though I knew
That the secret to life lurks
Under the internet’s
Tech-tonic plates
In the metallic core that grounds it here.

I am on death row
Waiting until the quest for information
Eats away at meaning
Like a weightless termite in a gray lab coat
Puppeteered by the passive voice.
Until even a word on a screen
Is too broad and straight
Like a saw against
The tallest orchard tree.
I can’t wait for the day
When gravity gives up
Conspicuously,
Like a kid who’s too good
At hide and seek.
It’s hiding in the grave
With our slumping shoulders.
We have to learn
That we can’t just
Make things smaller
Until we don’t see them.
Or even worse,
Try to press
(command z)

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