by Jadyn Marshall
What would happen if all of the commas in the world just disappeared? Poof and no work of print would ever be the same again. Think of how boring life would be without any commas. People would run out of breath at the end of really long sentences when they were reading aloud because there wouldn’t be a comma to hinder suffocation which would be bad because anyone in the audio book industry would promptly pass out periodically; this would be problematic.
First of all commas are needed to make sections of writing sound important like how one should have done at the beginning of this sentence. Secondly you can’t just completely eradicate a critical portion of the language. That would be even worse than pretending that the letter “ ” never existed. Not only would selling uncuation and grammar be illegible arenthetical statements would be distorted as well. (Lease icture this etrifying roblem and act at once on behalf of the itiful honic.)
Some eole have even roosed that we to do away with olite marks reventing lagiarism! Who needs quotations? scoffs the New Uncuation Times. It’s like we’re retending that we care!
Seaking of which have you ever wondered why we use things like unctuation? It’s not a matter of conservation of ink; no, we’d save lenty of money on rinting if we laid off the eriods. Well, for an exosition you can look to riests who ut unctuation to use in early religious aers.
So the next time that some oor English teacher hands back your comosition with a lethora of red marks you’ll understand why this lesson is so imortant. Failure to do so is something u with which we will not ut.
