While discussing the penchant astronomers often have of using dirty-sounding terminology to describe phenomenon (see: violent relaxation, bulge mass, tidal friction, mass ejection, etc.), I had a thought, which turned into the Hubble Female Reproductive System:
![The Hubble Female Reproductive System](https://files.eportfolios.macaulay.cuny.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/1605/2013/01/15170642/hubble_female-e1358187789845-768x1024.jpg)
Male organs would be too difficult.
I guess it’s time we astronomers ramped up the subtleties in our educational approach, and just accept ourselves for who we are. I also had a thought that this is the perfect tool for educating our politicians, since it’s the perfect blend of two things they seem to have trouble understanding: science, and female reproduction.