This story is about every wonderful day

From the time you wake up to the time you wake up

How you spend most of your time in the inside inside

But once in a while go to the outside inside

 

You wake up in the morning and you go to step on the floor

But maybe you can’t cause your foot is sore

So you use your hands instead and like magic galore

When your hands step on the floor your feet get cold

 

Whirlpool, pelican, parakeet, and roof

Boulder, codswallop, and chicken noodle soup

 

Now you get dressed and you step out the door

You look and you see trees drilling in a wall

Sometimes doing weird things is weird

Setting loose 3 pigs numbers 1, 2, and 4

 

I do not know what else to write

Now it’s time for words to fly

Up next will be some random things

That don’t make sense and never will 

 

Whirlpool, pelican, parakeet, and roof

Boulder, codswallop, and chicken noodle soup

 

The shelf isn’t speaking for some really weird reason

It’s trying to get a blade of grass out of prison

Round triangle houses with pentagonish pillows

Bees looking for apples to get into a raffle

 

Open a door but go through the other one

There are so many doors choose the one with fun

Yankee doodle went to town looking for a frisbee

Instead he found flippydoodle climbing up a big tree

 

Whirlpool, pelican, parakeet, and roof

Boulder, codswallop, and chicken noodle soup

 

This is the end of time well spent

Cause weird things never do make sense!