Archive for April 3rd, 2011

I know, I know. Macaulay offers many perks including the opportunities fund, the free flip cam and my personal favorite:  the mac in which I am currently typing on. But there’s many things this school can’t offer. It doesn’t offer opportunities such as flying on broomsticks in a epic match of quidditch or using roots of Latin to cast spells on enemies (not that I have any). But hey how great it would be wave a stick, say “Tarantallegra” and have someone immediately start dancing. Heck, I could use such a spell on myself so that I would no longer be an awkward lamp post at parties.

For one week only (one movie per day) I shall attend Hogwarts school for wizardry and witchcraft!