Food, Self, and Society


Alternative Food Chains in NYC, Staten Island & The Ferry
May 4, 2010, 7:19 pm
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If the test of what makes a class great or not is the amount of change it effects in your life, then this Food, Self & Society class is one of the greatest classes I have taken thus far.  That’s not to say that it’s not great in it’s own right, but simply that it has changed my life in several meaningful ways.  Of course, I can’t make a claim like that without backing it up, without providing some sort of proof.  Let me begin, then, by telling you a brief story.

About a month ago, I took a trip to Montana with 12 other Macaulay students, each of us presenting on our own areas of expertise.  Some presented on literary elements, others, like myself, presented on global warming and how it can be traced through tree rings (a heretofore unknown to me science called “dendrochronology”).  It was all fairly wonderful, except for my newfound attitude towards eating.  On the one hand, I could not look at a steak, burger, or chicken sandwich and feel like I could justifiably eat it, while on the other hand I was not going to let myself be drawn away from foods I loved.  A third attitude was one of curiosity – where had my food come from?  How had the animals been treated (thank you very much, Peter Singer & Jim Mason)?  What sorts of chemicals have been used here?  What other options do I have?  Eating became very difficult.  Or, more accurately, feeling good about ordering certain foods became difficult until I actually had the food in front of me and my knife had begun to cut.

While all this was going through my head, another thought occurred to me – do my friends think this way?  I asked around, and for the most part, no one did (except for two friends, one who had borrowed my Singer/Mason book and the other one a Hindu).  They were, of course, open to discussion, and upon hearing some of the things I had to say, they seemed curious to know where their food had come from and how it had been made, too.[1]

Finally, I thought, what about the people who aren’t my friends?  By this, of course, I meant people in the poorer neighborhoods of NYC.  Do they have the luxury of thinking about their food?  After all, I thought, maybe the only reason I was able to ask such questions was because of money – my father provides for me, and I’ve earned enough money where I can make choices with my food that are more than just “McDonald’s or KFC tonight?”  But there are people out there where this is the only option, and there are people out there where even those are not possible.  These are the people who have no choice but to participate in the industrial food chain – a process whereby corn is commoditized and turned into food for cattle who don’t have a natural capacity to eat it, where those same cattle are separated from their mothers at a very early age and fattened at an unnatural pace, where chickens are kept in such tight, cramped conditions that they need to have their beaks seared off to avoid their pecking at and possibly killing each other, where pigs have their tails cut off because they’re in such tight conditions that they will otherwise bite each other’s tails off.  The animals suffer in such a system, but again, some people have no choice but to participate in such a system.  Far be it from me, however, to pass judgment – that’s done well enough by Michael Pollan in The Omnivore’s Dilemma and even better by Peter Singer and Jim Mason in The Ethics of What We Eat.

Like I said earlier, though, I have a choice in the matter; I can afford to make choices to get my food from outside this chain.  Why, however, would I do so?  I think the answer to that, at least on a simple, emotional level has been made clear already – I, for the most part, cannot stomach the idea of being responsible for animal suffering.  This, I’ve found, is something I share with most people who avoid the industrial food system in NYC.  However, there are other reasons for moving away from such a system.  First of all, the production of the various fertilizers needed to grow crops out of season (and in season), in addition to the transportation of the products and byproducts of agriculture, require a great deal of oil, most of which is obtained from the Middle East.  This is hard to swallow on several levels.  First, I do not wish to eat food that has been sprayed with chemicals; I’d like to put only natural foods (plants and meats alike) into my body;[2] furthermore, I don’t want to pour oil into the mouths of my loved ones.

Second, the environmental consequences of such a system help contribute to climate change – oil production in general does so, but the droppings of the animals in such a system also taint nearby water supplies, in addition to their meat and that of their comrades.  Michael Pollan, upon visiting an industrial feedlot where cows were kept in close conditions similar to what I’ve talked about here, found that animals were lying in their own feces.  He goes on to say that studies have been done, showing that such “mud,” as we’ll call it, runs into rivers in such numbers that it can damage ecosystems.  I, for one, would like to avoid being a part of a system that does this; I don’t want to be responsible for poisoning my loved ones, my fellow man, or any animal.

Third, and most important (from my perspective, at least), is that such a system puts America’s food supply in the hands of foreign oil producers.  Granted, we have a (for the most part) good relationship with nations who sell us oil, but such a dependency seems unacceptable.  For one thing, oil supplies will eventually run out, while demand will forever increase (unless another, sustainable form of energy and food production is found – more on the latter later in this paper), thereby causing prices for the transportation of food, and, ultimately, the cost to the consumer, to rise tremendously.  Secondly, should those who supply us with oil decide to cut us off again like they did in the 1970s, our food supply is subject to very serious production problems.  Then again, maybe such an event will mean refocusing our food supply around local production; I won’t pass judgment on that just yet, though.

Finally, there are others who choose to avoid the industrial food system because of the distance the food in that system must travel to get to their plates.  All three authors whose books we read this semester make references to this idea.  A few of the reasons for this are very similar to those mentioned already.  There’s still an idea or two left, however, which push people away from the industrial food system and towards alternatives.  For example, foods in alternative systems are usually produced within a 200-mile radius of the average consumer, which has several benefits: consumers can feel comfortable with the knowledge that they are supporting local economies, neighbors, and friends; they can, usually, visit the farms where their food is being produced and observe the methods farmers use, thereby avoiding the negative parts of the industrial food system and keeping local farmers honest; they can taste the quality of products produced in these local farms, which is almost always better than the standardized and mechanized produce of the industrial food system.

With these thoughts of why in mind, I went and observed two neighborhoods in Staten Island, the Greenmarket at the Staten Island Ferry’s Whitehall Terminal, and the Red Hook Community Farm in Red Hook, Brooklyn[3] in order to find out what alternative options were available for residents of these neighborhoods (New Dorp, Westerleigh, and Saint George, Staten Island; Red Hook & Park Slope, Brooklyn).  Nor surprisingly, the neighborhood with the most options was Park Slope.  Here I found organic shops and restaurants, an abundance of regular restaurants (mostly on the pricey end), all of which seemed to have vegetarian options, several food stores with a wide selection of products (both organic and non-organic), and (of course!) a fast food establishment or two.

The other Brooklyn neighborhood we visited, Red Hook, was not nearly as well supplied.  There were more than a fair share of fast food places, and perhaps a restaurant or two.[4] The only thing that stood out above the rest of the neighborhood (other than Ikea) was Added Value’s farm – a plot of land (a former public baseball diamond and football field) planted with two or three acres of various different plants.  The idea of this farm is, primarily, to help inner city children gain access to a sustainable, healthful food source while keeping them off the streets (neighborhood kids are the ones most often encouraged to do work on the farm, for varying periods of time).  It was also a lot of fun to visit, as we got to plant tomato seeds and learn a little bit about how this CSA operates (and, therefore, how other CSAs work, too).  The only negative – I was eating my falafel when we passed the fertilizer-making part of the farm.

My next visit also happened to be in my hometown – New Dorp, Staten Island.[5] Though the selection is not, perhaps, as good as can be found in Park Slope, there’s still a great deal of accessibility.  Indeed, there are two supermarkets (within walking distance of my house), each with similar prices and accessibility (though one is a bit cheaper than the other – the main reason that some of my interviewees said they chose that over the other), two or three “organic” and “health food” stores, several restaurants, and a decent amount of fast food joints, too.  A thought has occurred to me since that visit though, thanks to Joel Salatin (as related by Michael Pollan) – is this “organic” food really organic, or do the food and other products sold there just meet the barely-there standards held by the USDA?  It doesn’t really matter to me, I suppose, given that prices in there are too high.

Next on my agenda was the Westerleigh neighborhood of Staten Island, where I found one supermarket (a Pathmark), no health food stores, a few restaurants, and several to many fast food stores.  One should not discount the area when it comes to good food, however.  The non-fast-food restaurants are superb, with one in particular having some of the best pizza I’ve ever had.  Beyond this, the neighborhood is notable for it’s public transportation; there are several bus lines that run through, at least two of which stop at or near the supermarket.

Finally, there are the two neighborhoods that I’ve deemed (for the purposes of this paper) the “ferry neighborhoods.”  First, given that I live on the island, was Saint George.  This was not the first time I’d walked through this neighborhood for a class, nor anywhere near the first time I’d been through the area.  There are, as far as I have been able to find, no supermarkets.  I haven’t found any health foods stores, though I don’t doubt their existence.[6] Bodegas, however, can be found in abundance, as can specialty and ethnic food stores (i.e., the African Homeland store).  Public transportation here, however, is probably the best on the island, as there are a great deal of bus lines that go to the ferry, and the ferry is a five to ten-minute walk from most places in the neighborhood.

The second of the two ferry neighborhoods does not really count as a neighborhood, but it is a greenmarket in the Whitehall Ferry Terminal.  Here we find Wilklow Orchards and Remsburger Maple Farm selling their wares.  The benefit of buying from these farms, at this market, is that you know for a fact that you are buying locally grown food.  Indeed, this is a requirement to participate in New York City’s GrowNYC; your farm must be within a 200-mile radius to sell at any of the program’s greenmarkets.  As I said earlier, this means that you are supporting both your local farmers and the local economy.  What’s more, the food bought at these markets is generally fresher than that which you’ll get at the supermarket, and tastier, too.  Because I was with a group, and the greenmarket was not our primary objective for the day (we had to get uptown relatively quickly), I did not get to stay long, nor did I get to talk to the workers for a significant period of time.  However, I found a relatively wide selection of fruits, with the primary focus being on apples.  I bought something called “apple leather,” which, to be honest, I thought would be much better than it was.  It wasn’t bad, but I would never buy it again.  Regardless of that fact, however, it’s obvious that the greenmarket, given the relatively affordable prices of produce sold there, is a very good option.

Other than what I’ve already said, then, what distinguishes these markets and others like them from the industrial food system?  For one thing, their mode of operations is very different.  Operations are not nearly as large on these farms as on industrial lots, for one thing.  Indeed, taking the Red Hook farm for an example of CSAs in general, you find that food is grown locally, sometimes on-site, and people can join for a few hundred dollars per season.  This seemingly large amount of money guarantees a basket of fresh fruits and veggies all season, however.  A secondary effect of this is that animals are treated much, much better and are generally happier (see Michael Pollan’s description of Joel Salatin’s farm animals in Omnivore’s Dilemma).  What’s more, these farms are generally family-owned, so they are more likely to be responsive to the needs of their animals, their customers, and the environment.

Naturally, the next question to ask is whether the alternate food systems that are available increase the food security of New Yorkers (or, in this case, Staten Islanders).  For this paper, food security will be defined as access to affordable, healthful food.  In the neighborhoods I explored, food security really did not seem to be an issue.  Granted, I didn’t explore the seedier-seeming parts of neighborhoods (my own included), but I cannot imagine, based on the research I’ve done and bus lines that I know to go through the several areas, that accessibility is an issue in these areas, either.  All this, of course, is if you choose to stay within the industrial food market.  This, as we’ve seen already, generally means that the food was produced non-organically an average of 2500 miles away from where you are eating it.  The greenmarkets are a good step in the right direction, but if New Yorkers (and Staten Islanders) are to be truly food secure, we need to greatly increase access to fresh, locally grown food while at the same time decreasing their prices and closing the doors of the fast food establishments which make healthier options look to be the better ones.

In concluding this paper, I’d like to discuss something I consider to be akin to my “pet project,” and the future of New York City’s food system – vertical farming.  The basic concept here is that you build a skyscraper in an urban center (how high the building goes can vary depending on the needs and laws of the area), built for farming.  There would be simulated sunlight, to varying degrees, on each of several levels of the farm, simulating a perfect growing environment as closely as possible.  Foods given to the plants would be monitored by scientists and farmers to ensure a perfect blend of nutrients is absorbed.  Then, when the food is ready, it could be distributed almost immediately to the surrounding city, thereby having food travel 50 miles or less to your plate, as opposed to the currently typical 2500.  The food produced in these buildings, while not necessarily “organic,” would be produced in a way that is much more efficient than is currently available for “industrialized” food.  What’s more, the building would be nearly self-reliant with regards to power and hydration and whatnot, making use of all the various elements of nature outside the building (i.e., sun, wind, rain, etc) to power the building’s functions.  Of course, it would not be totally disconnected from the power grid, but it would be so minimally invasive so as to be as if it were almost not there at all.  Not only is this good for the environment, but it also increases food security in two senses of the word.  First, the viability of our food system would no longer be dependent on foreign oil, and second, such a system of vertical farms in NYC would be able to produce enough food so as to increase all New Yorkers’ ability to obtain and eat fresh, nutritious, locally-grown food at an affordable price.  This, my friends, is the future of New York City’s food supply.

Until then, however, I bid you adieu.


[1] I will readily admit, of course, that they may have been faking their curiosity.  Or, if they were not faking it, perhaps their interest was only temporarily aroused.

[2] Throughout this paper, I will refer to myself in the first person.  In many cases, where I say “I feel,” or “I don’t want,” or something of that sort, it can safely be assumed that I am also referring to people in general who choose to go outside of the industrial food system.

[3] The farm in Red Hook was visited as part of a class trip with the rest of my Food, Self & Society class.  I will admit that my on-site research did not go beyond what’s listed in this sentence, simply because I feared leaving my comfort zone.

[4] My investigation of Red Hook was not nearly as thorough as the other neighborhoods; most of my observations here were made from the backseat of a car.

[5] I don’t know if this qualifies as a “visit” per se, but for the purposes of this paper, let’s call it one.

[6] The economic makeup of the neighborhood as a whole is not as good as most of the neighborhoods I’ve visited.  However, it is not as destitute as my description may have made it sound.  It is, in fact, very nice, and a neighborhood that I thoroughly enjoy.

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And The List Grows…
May 4, 2010, 6:25 pm
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The list of places I’d like to avoid eating at has grown.  Burger King, you’ve made the list.  At least McDonald’s and Wendy’s don’t make me sick.  I would probably welcome regurgitation, if only because it might get rid of this awful, awful headache.

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Return to KFC
May 2, 2010, 9:32 am
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For those of you who have been reading and retaining what I’ve said here, you know that I never, ever wanted to return to KFC after the last oil-soaked fiasco. Not even the delicious-looking new sandwich was going to draw me in, despite the attempts they made.  (Incidentally, I don’t understand how it could be called a sandwich, when there is no bread.  But maybe I’m just being nit-picky.).  The only reason I would go, I thought, was when my friend (see the story linked in the “oil-soaked fiasco” sentence above) came home to visit… which meant going two or three times this summer, and then not at all for a month or two at a time.

Alas, those bastards found a way to my heart – they’re raising money for Susan G. Komen For The Cure.  For each special pink bucket ordered/sold, they will donate 50 cents to the organization.  I’ll have to order several buckets over the coming months – more than I otherwise would have.  Be sure that most of these events will have a story/blog attached.  Until then, my friends, I bid you adieu.

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Click here to link to KFC’s Buckets For the Cure
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PS – one year, before this administration is over, I’d like to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner.  Just sayin’.

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Vegetarian For An Hour

I promised in my last post that I’d write about airline food, so here goes.  As you’ll know from having read this blog, I returned from Montana about a week ago.  I had a great time while there, and I can’t wait to see the area again.  The food there was a lot better, and memorable, than the food on the airplanes to and from there.  Why should that be, though?  The food didn’t suck, and was in fact pretty good.  It just wasn’t… memorable.  On the way to Montana I had a “breakfast skillet” – eggs and sausage and a bit of toast and a couple other things… I don’t really remember what else.  It tasted quite good, but there was nothing special about it.  Except the sausage.  Those two links were some of the best sausage I’ve ever had.  Here’s the thing, though – I don’t think it was worth $6.  Would you?  Then there was the $3.50 (or was it another $6) for the “deli pack” – some pepperoni, crackers, a cheese spread, a cookie or two, and a couple other things.  I would say that was worth it, but I’m not so sure if I was really filled, or if it was just supplemental to the breakfast platter.

About three-quarters of the way through the flight back to New York, I decided to become a vegetarian.  (I’ve since changed my mind, but at the very least I’ll reduce my meat consumption a bit.).  Thank you very much, Peter Singer.  I didn’t think he’d get to me.  I thought I’d be able to just ignore the way these animals had been treated, and continue eating.  But no.  I became so disgusted by the thought of what they had gone through that I could not justifiably continue to eat their flesh.  Again, I’ve changed my mind since then, but I have been trying to make slightly more ethical choices about what I do eat.  I got hungry soon after that, and decided to look for food.  The only problem?  They did not have significant choices for vegetarians; my only options were chips ‘n’ salsa, or a “heart-healthy” pack.  I didn’t want either, as neither seemed appetizing, so I figured I’d just eat when I got home.  Then it was pointed out to me that one, I would be more hungry by the time the flight ended, and two, if I had my meal on this flight, and it was within a certain price-range, my school would cover the cost.  So I ordered the heart-healthy pack.  I don’t really recall what was in it, and if anyone could tell me for certain, I would appreciate it.  What I can tell you, though, is that my worries about its taste were unfounded – it was delicious.  Not only that, but it was probably enough for a (small) meal, too.  I didn’t regret that meal.

What, however, has happened (with regards to food) since then?  Not quite that much.  I’m trying to think of something, anything, to help me extend this entry, and I just can’t do it.  Unless I revisit, but update, an old topic.  Yes, that will do.  Baseball food!  I went to CitiField with my girlfriend and my family yesterday, and had a great time with everyone, too.  Cracker Jacks? Peanuts?  No.  I’ll make up for that next time.

For the first time in quite some time, I’ve made meals for myself two days in a row.  Granted, one of those meals was iced coffee, and the other was only Rigatoni Alfredo with Mushrooms, but still – I made myself meals two days in a row.  The coffee was delicious, and the pasta was really good (not delicious), and I didn’t eat either of them by myself.  I had the iced coffee together with my girlfriend, and the pasta… well, I had half of that meal with my sister.  The other half was spent only with Erin, Andy, Michael, Jim, Pam, and the rest of The Office.

Anyway, that’s just about it.  Hopefully next time I can be a bit more interesting.  Until then, my friends, I bid you adieu.

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Mountain Meat

Hey guys.  I know it’s been a while since I’ve updated this, but I apologize for that – I was in Montana for a week presenting at a conference.  Anyway, while I was there, I saw several presentations and posters about various food elements, and topics related to food.  I was very interested in these, so I went to see them.  I won’t really talk about specifics, because in all honesty I don’t think they are completely relevant (at least, not here).  However, it made me wonder – why am I so interested in this topic?  Why am I seeing it all over the place all of a sudden?  The answer to the first one most certainly has to do with this class – my interest was formed due to the class.  But what about the second one?  Have these topics interested people for years (I know they have) and I’m just noticing them now (which I am)?  Or, has the movement really exploded in the last few years?  I realize I’m not being very clear about this and what I mean here, so allow me to explain.  There was a great deal of “locavore” mentality to be found in the Missoula, Montana area.  The mall (tiny in comparison to some of the ones we have around here in the NYC metro area) had a store that focused almost entirely on locally grown food.  And, one of the best steaks I’ve ever had, I had there, and noticed that on the menu they made a big deal of noting that the cow or steer or whatever it is had been grass-fed somewhere within the state of Montana.  It was wonderful, and after reading Singer, I can at least feel good about eating THAT particular steak.

Here’s looking to the future.  Until then, my friends, I bid you adieu.

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PS – I accidentally tagged this as “uncategorized” as opposed to putting it in my “food” category, so it didn’t get forwarded to the class food blog at the time I wrote it.  My mistake.  Sorry!

PPS – Next time, I’ll write about airplane food.

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Cooking for the Future
April 6, 2010, 11:13 pm
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Hey guys,

I was browsing through the NY Times Dining & Wine section, on the website, and found this article.  I thought it was really interesting, so I’ve brought it here to share with everyone.  Enjoy!

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/07/dining/07induction.html?ref=dining&pagewanted=all

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Caving In
April 6, 2010, 10:23 pm
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Well, guys, I knew it had to happen eventually.  I gave in, and had McDonald’s at the mall yesterday.  The intention had been to go to Taco Bell, so yes, my temporary ban on fast food would have been over.  But to be fair, it was one of the 5-layer burritos they’ve been advertising for $.89… so it would have been worth it.  Except that for some reason, they don’t have that at the mall and were going to charge me nearly $4 for the same thing.  I tried to find a cheap item on the menu, and that was impossible.  I stormed off, in search of better, cheaper food.  There was literally nothing to get for a small budgeted meal (Nathan’s was suggested, but their value meals were no value  – again, the byproduct of the mall, given that the value meals at the Coney Island location are most certainly worth it.) except Burger King, and McDonald’s.  I chose the latter; they had a better dollar menu.  Of course, their advertising worked on me, and I went for the large fries and large drink to get a .99 cent Big Mac.  But whatever, I enjoyed it.  I’m still going to avoid fast food for as long as possible… but once in a while, I’ll deal with it.

The one thing I did not enjoy about the meal, however, was the crowd in the restaurant.  This by itself would not have been so bad, were it not for the women sitting at the table next to my sister and I, talking about the various things wrong with the bodies of other women in other subdivisions of their ethnic group.  It was disgusting – just leave people alone, first of all, and second of all, I’m here to enjoy my meal, not to listen to your conversation.  I realize that these are close quarters and a very informal environment, but please, try to keep your voice down.

Finally, there’s my upcoming trip to Montana, with 4 of my classmates at CSI and 8 other Macaulay students.  I’m very excited about this, and ordinarily I’d be gushing with details, except that it’s relatively late at night right now and I hadn’t meant to get to this topic anyway (to be honest, this post just kinda grew away from me, so to speak… my mind tends to keep going, a lot.  Sometimes that works to my benefit, sometimes it doesn’t.).  The point is, we need to be at the airport by 6:30 am, and will not be arriving to our destination (whether that means the hotel or simply the city of Missoula, I don’t know) until approximately 15 hours later.  Going in and out of airports and airplanes all day means airport/airplane food.  I’ve never really had a bad experience with either, so I’m not really complaining… I just think it should make for some interesting experiences.  I’ll update you when I get back, though I’ll probably post here again before I go (no guarantees, though).

Until then, my friends, I bid you adieu.

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Adventures in Foodland – Cairo & NYC

My life has changed in a noticeable way since I’ve started this blog.  Every time I see something about food, anything at all, it piques my interest.  Of course, it had all been interesting to me before, and I’d always believed in the importance of food and the role it plays in people’s lives, but I’d never invested myself this much into food: its production, its origins, the cultures surrounding it; even the very idea of food became interesting to me – how do people think about food?  Why do they think about food that way?  We can’t always know the answers, but in trying to find those answers (and sometimes actually finding them) we can learn so much about people that the only logical conclusion is thus: food is the most important aspect of any society, in one form or another.

There’s really no point in my having told you all that, except that it’s a simple reflection on who I am, and what it means to be me.  I guess that would help explain my recent obsession with food blogs, specifically the somewhat weird ones (my already-introduced examples of This Is Why You’re Fat and My Food Looks Funny seem to be perfect examples of this.).  It also helps to explain why, when I got my acceptance letter to a study abroad program in Egypt this summer, the first thing I did after purchasing my plane tickets (and telling a person or two) was to look up the general cuisine in the country.  Of course, I would have done this eventually anyway, though earlier on in my life it may not have been the second thing I’d do.  What did I find?  Disappointment.  Then again, that’s not really a fair assessment – I was still (and remain so still) extremely excited, especially given that I’d be immersed in a culture and cuisine that I’ve never experienced before.  The disappointment, then, came from my finding that there is no specifically Egyptian cuisine, that instead there’s a general Middle Eastern diet, with a few Egyptian flares.  If there’s anyone out there who knows differently, please let me know as soon as possible. Needless to say, over the next few months I’ll be trying to eat more and more Middle Eastern food (I love falafel), while also trying to maintain the distinct American aspects of my diet.  I know for a fact that when I go abroad, I will miss barbecues.  I’ll miss the grilled chicken, and MAN will I miss the cheeseburgers!  For good measure, since pork may be hard to come by in Egypt, I think I may make an effort to have a ham and cheese sandwich before I go, eggs with bacon, some sausage and some roast pork.  And the first thing I’ll have when I get back… well, I don’t know.  I guess we’ll see, won’t we?  What I do know, however, is that I plan to maintain this blog through my journey, to document my experiences in the world of Egyptian cuisine.

A second, albeit earlier, adventure was to come yesterday, in the form of an Ethiopian restaurant.  My girlfriend, her brother, my sister and I were to go to the Tim Burton exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art (we didn’t; the exhibit was sold out for the day), the Central Park Zoo, and an Ethiopian restaurant on West 77th Street, just a few yards away from the Shake Shack.  We went through the zoo for a couple of hours, saw a bunch of animals (all of which was exciting, of course, but it’s not the point of the story), walked around, and then continued on our way towards the restaurant.  Between the zoo and what was supposed to be the restaurant, we stopped to rest for a bit in the beautiful Central Park, where we played frisbee for a short while.  Then we got hungry, so we decided to walk through the park to what was supposed to have been the restaurant.  After a twenty-minute walk through the park, we came out directly across the street from the American Museum of Natural History, and lacking a reason not to, we went inside and walked around for an hour or so.  PS, I want to talk like a monkey does with a keyboard.  Not really, but it would be funny.

Then we went to the address Google had given us, only to find that the Ethiopian restaurant we had been looking for had been replaced by a much more expensive restaurant.  Not wanting to spend that much money, we very quickly decided to go to Chinatown and eat at Wo Hop.  Of course, we had been planning to go to Chinatown on the way home anyway, so it didn’t take much convincing.  (The Shake Shack was thought of as a possible option, but the tremendously long line was a very, very big deterrent.)  Other options presented themselves along the way to the train, but all of them proved to be too expensive for our tastes (there was an average menu price for one entrée of about $25).  We were all REALLY hungry at this point, though, so we stopped along the way for dirty-water-dogs.  They were delicious.  Wo Hop was beyond delicious, and well-worth the 25-minute line.  While waiting, we got a paper menu and picked all the things we wanted so that we could just get right to the food when we got in there.  The food was very fresh, coming to our table literally seconds after leaving the various pans/fryers/etc.  And, I got a tee-shirt!  Granted, none of the food we had been new to us, since we’d all had Chinese food before, but the experience was still superb.  There was another restaurant nearby that we briefly thought we’d try, it having been recommended to me by a friend a few months ago.  I was told it was a hole-in-the-wall type of place, but we did not know just how whole-in-the-wall it was.  When we go back to the city in a week or two, I fully intend to go back.  That is, unless I can find a good, cheap food that none of us have tried before, from a different country.  I’ll let you all know how that goes.

Spongebob, what happened to your face?!?!

Ice Cream Spongebob

Earlier than this adventure, however, was a small shopping adventure on Thursday afternoon.  My girlfriend and I were shopping when we heard that tell-tale sign of summer – the ice cream truck.  I just couldn’t resist, so the two of us shared this Spongebob ice cream.  The eyes were gumballs.  He is, or so it seems, the replacement for the Tweety Bird that used to be out there.  Of course, the one from last year is probably even funnier – he’s got fangs!:

Vampiric Spongebob, 2009

Vampiric Spongebob, 2009

I love summer.

Finally, remember the last post I made, where I told you that I’d talk about this week’s Simpsons episode?  Here goes.  The Simpson family went to Israel with Ned Flanders.  While there, Homer has an hallucination in the desert, where the cast of the Veggie Tales movies come to him and tell him that he is the Messiah, and that he is to unite all three of the major religions in the area at Jerusalem.  It’s how he does so that was so interesting, in so many ways (it was so very Homer Simpson-esque).  Instead of focusing on the differences between religions, focus on what’s the same, and how we are all to be good people.  His specific example:

Homer: Celebrate your commonality. Some of us don’t eat pork, some of us don’t eat shellfish, but we all of us love chicken.
Mulism: You can simmer it in a tajeet.
Jew: In a soup, you can boil it.
Homer: Spread the word: peace and chicken.

And with that, my friends, I bid you adieu.

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Peace & Chicken
April 1, 2010, 12:29 am
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Of course it takes Homer Simpson to unite Christians, Muslims, and Jews – through food.  I don’t want to ruin the episode for anyone who hasn’t watched it, so I’ll refrain from talking about it in specifics, for now.  In the meantime, watch the episode I’ve linked to below; I probably will talk about it somewhat in my next post.  Until then, my friends, I bid you adieu.

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Funny Food
March 27, 2010, 10:52 am
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Aggressive Apples

Aggressive Apples

In my attempts to further my food-based adventures, I’ve stumbled upon “My Food Looks Funny” – www.myfoodlooksfunny.com – check it out, it’s funny.  As the name implies.

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