Food, Self, and Society

My life has changed in a noticeable way since I’ve started this blog.  Every time I see something about food, anything at all, it piques my interest.  Of course, it had all been interesting to me before, and I’d always believed in the importance of food and the role it plays in people’s lives, but I’d never invested myself this much into food: its production, its origins, the cultures surrounding it; even the very idea of food became interesting to me – how do people think about food?  Why do they think about food that way?  We can’t always know the answers, but in trying to find those answers (and sometimes actually finding them) we can learn so much about people that the only logical conclusion is thus: food is the most important aspect of any society, in one form or another.

There’s really no point in my having told you all that, except that it’s a simple reflection on who I am, and what it means to be me.  I guess that would help explain my recent obsession with food blogs, specifically the somewhat weird ones (my already-introduced examples of This Is Why You’re Fat and My Food Looks Funny seem to be perfect examples of this.).  It also helps to explain why, when I got my acceptance letter to a study abroad program in Egypt this summer, the first thing I did after purchasing my plane tickets (and telling a person or two) was to look up the general cuisine in the country.  Of course, I would have done this eventually anyway, though earlier on in my life it may not have been the second thing I’d do.  What did I find?  Disappointment.  Then again, that’s not really a fair assessment – I was still (and remain so still) extremely excited, especially given that I’d be immersed in a culture and cuisine that I’ve never experienced before.  The disappointment, then, came from my finding that there is no specifically Egyptian cuisine, that instead there’s a general Middle Eastern diet, with a few Egyptian flares.  If there’s anyone out there who knows differently, please let me know as soon as possible. Needless to say, over the next few months I’ll be trying to eat more and more Middle Eastern food (I love falafel), while also trying to maintain the distinct American aspects of my diet.  I know for a fact that when I go abroad, I will miss barbecues.  I’ll miss the grilled chicken, and MAN will I miss the cheeseburgers!  For good measure, since pork may be hard to come by in Egypt, I think I may make an effort to have a ham and cheese sandwich before I go, eggs with bacon, some sausage and some roast pork.  And the first thing I’ll have when I get back… well, I don’t know.  I guess we’ll see, won’t we?  What I do know, however, is that I plan to maintain this blog through my journey, to document my experiences in the world of Egyptian cuisine.

A second, albeit earlier, adventure was to come yesterday, in the form of an Ethiopian restaurant.  My girlfriend, her brother, my sister and I were to go to the Tim Burton exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art (we didn’t; the exhibit was sold out for the day), the Central Park Zoo, and an Ethiopian restaurant on West 77th Street, just a few yards away from the Shake Shack.  We went through the zoo for a couple of hours, saw a bunch of animals (all of which was exciting, of course, but it’s not the point of the story), walked around, and then continued on our way towards the restaurant.  Between the zoo and what was supposed to be the restaurant, we stopped to rest for a bit in the beautiful Central Park, where we played frisbee for a short while.  Then we got hungry, so we decided to walk through the park to what was supposed to have been the restaurant.  After a twenty-minute walk through the park, we came out directly across the street from the American Museum of Natural History, and lacking a reason not to, we went inside and walked around for an hour or so.  PS, I want to talk like a monkey does with a keyboard.  Not really, but it would be funny.

Then we went to the address Google had given us, only to find that the Ethiopian restaurant we had been looking for had been replaced by a much more expensive restaurant.  Not wanting to spend that much money, we very quickly decided to go to Chinatown and eat at Wo Hop.  Of course, we had been planning to go to Chinatown on the way home anyway, so it didn’t take much convincing.  (The Shake Shack was thought of as a possible option, but the tremendously long line was a very, very big deterrent.)  Other options presented themselves along the way to the train, but all of them proved to be too expensive for our tastes (there was an average menu price for one entrée of about $25).  We were all REALLY hungry at this point, though, so we stopped along the way for dirty-water-dogs.  They were delicious.  Wo Hop was beyond delicious, and well-worth the 25-minute line.  While waiting, we got a paper menu and picked all the things we wanted so that we could just get right to the food when we got in there.  The food was very fresh, coming to our table literally seconds after leaving the various pans/fryers/etc.  And, I got a tee-shirt!  Granted, none of the food we had been new to us, since we’d all had Chinese food before, but the experience was still superb.  There was another restaurant nearby that we briefly thought we’d try, it having been recommended to me by a friend a few months ago.  I was told it was a hole-in-the-wall type of place, but we did not know just how whole-in-the-wall it was.  When we go back to the city in a week or two, I fully intend to go back.  That is, unless I can find a good, cheap food that none of us have tried before, from a different country.  I’ll let you all know how that goes.

Ice Cream Spongebob

Earlier than this adventure, however, was a small shopping adventure on Thursday afternoon.  My girlfriend and I were shopping when we heard that tell-tale sign of summer – the ice cream truck.  I just couldn’t resist, so the two of us shared this Spongebob ice cream.  The eyes were gumballs.  He is, or so it seems, the replacement for the Tweety Bird that used to be out there.  Of course, the one from last year is probably even funnier – he’s got fangs!:

Vampiric Spongebob, 2009

I love summer.

Finally, remember the last post I made, where I told you that I’d talk about this week’s Simpsons episode?  Here goes.  The Simpson family went to Israel with Ned Flanders.  While there, Homer has an hallucination in the desert, where the cast of the Veggie Tales movies come to him and tell him that he is the Messiah, and that he is to unite all three of the major religions in the area at Jerusalem.  It’s how he does so that was so interesting, in so many ways (it was so very Homer Simpson-esque).  Instead of focusing on the differences between religions, focus on what’s the same, and how we are all to be good people.  His specific example:

Homer: Celebrate your commonality. Some of us don’t eat pork, some of us don’t eat shellfish, but we all of us love chicken.
Mulism: You can simmer it in a tajeet.
Jew: In a soup, you can boil it.
Homer: Spread the word: peace and chicken.

And with that, my friends, I bid you adieu.

At some point last week I declared to the world (via this blog) that I would watch “Supersize Me” while eating McDonald’s this weekend with my sister and a few friends.  It was to be a party, and my expectation was that I would not want to eat fast food for a very, very long time after this.  It seems like a logical conclusion to come to, given that the whole point of the movie is to show how excessive intake of fast food will make you sick.  Indeed, after this weekend, I will do my best to avoid such foods as long as possible.  (I say “as long as possible” because I know that I don’t have the willpower to avoid these foods for that long.  I know that eventually, I’ll be unable to resist the temptation of those golden fries, despite knowing how processed and bad for me they are.  I know that eventually, I’ll want crown-shaped chicken nuggets.

Burger King's Crown-Shaped Chicken Tenders

It was not, however, Morgan Spurlock and his McDonald’s exposé who turned me away from all this.  I had come to that conclusion a full day earlier in my three-day-long adventure in fast food.

Day 1

The journey began, like so many journeys do, on an absolutely beautiful Thursday morning.  The sun was shining, my stomach felt great (it had hurt me a LOT the night before, though I still am not sure why), my teeth weren’t bothering me (I’ve been delaying calling an oral surgeon to make an appointment to have my wisdom teeth pulled), I had dropped my sister off at school, my girlfriend at her internship, and damnit, I was feeling good.  Not great, mind you – I had to go to school soon and begin four or five straight hours of work on various papers and projects.  In the mean time, however, I was looking forward to parking in the newly-built parking near the ferry (actually, about a ten or fifteen minute walk from the ferry, depending on your pace) garage and taking a nice, leisurely stroll to The Pastry Shoppe, where I’d gotten the best cup of coffee I’d ever had (and still have ever had) in my life last week.  While there, I figured, I would also treat myself to a cookie (their hamentaschens are great, and very big).

Anyway, I was walking along, enjoying the sunshine, and crossed the street to the side of the street where my destination awaited.  However, as I crossed, I saw the Greek restaurant down the block that I had promised myself last week I would go to this week.  I was torn.  Though I really wanted the amazing coffee, I wanted to broaden my food horizons, so to speak… and so I went into the Greek restaurant, Papouli’s (see below for address and directions from the Staten Island Ferry Terminal):

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The first thing to notice about Papouli’s is this amazing mural painted on the right-side wall when you walk in.  It’s beautiful.  The next thing to notice is the service – the owner works right out front and serves you, pays attention to your needs, talks to you when you want to be talked to and leaves you alone when you want to be left alone to eat (somehow he knew the perfect moments for each).  Whether you’re the only person in there (as I was for about ten or fifteen minutes) or one of many, you get the same level of attention from the staff, which is to say, you get incredible service.

But how was the food?  Amazing.  I got Belgian Waffles (the owner was very proud to be newly offering them, and asked me to please comment on their quality as they had created the batter themselves and wanted to improve upon it where necessary).  Realizing full well that getting a familiar breakfast food was not going to broaden my horizons, I asked him what his favorite Greek pastry was, and was given a short lesson about the various different Greek desserts, what season they are usually eaten in, what’s in them, what they’re eaten with, etc.  This was incredible, and I loved it.  I don’t recall the name of the pastry I got, but I remember the flavor.  I remember the flaky crust with a light dusting of powdered sugar, I remember the slight taste of wheat, I remember the dousing of honey… I remember closing my eyes and just basking in the satisfaction that a simple, deliciously crafted pastry could bring.

I didn’t want to leave, but I knew that I had schoolwork to do, and lots of it… so I dragged myself off of my stool by the counter and walked out, beaming from ear to ear, into the sun for the nice, warm stroll to my car (next time, if it’s that nice, I’m parking on the roof of the structure.).  I didn’t do any of this, however, before paying my bill (and leaving a 42% tip – the service/food/atmosphere was that good), having a short conversation to say goodbye with the owner, during which I assured him I’d be back the next week, and having one last sip of coffee (you get a cup of coffee with free refills if you eat breakfast in the restaurant between 7 and 11 am, though they deliver locally too).

Night 1

My friend has been away at school for months, and was back for spring break.  One of the things he looks forward to most in coming to my house is going to KFC for dinner, since it’s a two or three-minute walk from my house.  I was looking forward to that dinner, as I’d been craving fried chicken.  Or maybe I’d subconsciously built up my desire for it, since I knew he was coming over and we’d be having it.  Either way, I wanted it, he wanted it, and my sister (after some convincing) wanted it.  So we went to KFC, my friend (we’ll call him “Ted” in this blog) looking forward to his usual four drumsticks and a small popcorn chicken, with my sister and I eager to try the new filet they’ve been advertising on TV.

The music in the restaurant was great (a song off of Bruce Springsteen’s newest album was the first one we heard, followed by an Aly & AJ song, and a Paul Simon song as we were leaving), and Ted’s food was nicely prepared.  My sister and I, however, had to wait fifteen minutes for our food to be ready, and when we got it, there were literally pools of grease on our chicken fillets.  After taking off as much grease as I could with my napkin, I picked up my fillet with my fork (I wasn’t going to touch it with my hands), and let more grease drip off of it.  This lasted for about fifteen to thirty seconds, after which I commenced eating what I will admit was an absolutely delicious piece of chicken (excepting, of course, the grease).  We got out of there as quickly as possible – we didn’t talk about it; we just wanted to leave.  I was absolutely disgusted, but we’ll talk more about KFC when it comes time for day 3 of my adventure.

Next we went to ShopRite to get some chips and Coke.  The chips were Pringles whole wheat, or something like that, and the soda was just regular ol’ Coca Cola (NOT kosher for Passover Coke like Ted had promised).  We brought all this home and played Mario Party – Teddy once again kicking my ass in it.  I ate way too many chips, and thought I was having an allergic reaction to them.  I wasn’t.

Day 2

The original plan had been to have a day between KFC and our Mickey D’s adventure.  Plans changed, however, and Supersize Me was moved to Day 2.  My girlfriend, her brother and I went to Modell’s so I could buy a bat bag for my baseball bats/gloves/balls etc, so that I could carry it all in my car with me and not have it bang around, damaging things, after which we picked up my sister, went to Blockbuster to rent the movie, and went to the McDonald’s drive-thru across the street.  I wanted to supersize my meal, but forgot to.  I later found out from the movie that this would have been impossible, since shortly after the movie’s release, they eliminated this option.  All in all, the food was great.  I mean, it’s McDonald’s, so it had to be, right?  The funniest thing was a bonus segment entitled “The Smoking Fry.” The nail was in the coffin – I would not eat fast food ever again, for as long as I could possibly maintain that.  We’ll see how long that is (I’ll be sure to let you all know).

Day 3

Day three has barely begun.  I had Peanut Butter Crunch for breakfast.  I am, while writing this (in word, as I have no internet service), in Wagner College waiting for my sister’s SAT Prep course to let out.  I called KFC and complained about the food from Thursday night.  They were extremely helpful and patient, and the wait time was less than a minute, if there was any wait time at all.  I don’t know if I’ll be getting any coupons in the mail, but I really hope I do.  Free food is always, always nice.  Also, we’ll be going to Perkins shortly after getting out of here… I’m not sure if I’ll get pancakes or some other breakfast food or just avoid breakfast altogether and go for a big, juicy cheeseburger (As I typed that, the various images from “Fast Food Nation” came to mind.  Maybe I won’t get a cheeseburger.).  I’ll let you know next time I write for this blog, if I remember to.  Or you can ask me if you talk to me tomorrow or later.

Until then, my friends, I bid you adieu.