THANKS for teaching me the obvious! Here I was expecting college to enlighten me and polish my rust away with its power of knowledge. I expected myself to be drowning in a world of scholars and intellects. Who was I kidding?
I saw this notice next to the elevator by the Financial Aid office. I never knew taking the stairs was healthier! But is it my health what you really care for? I’m not buying it. You had the audacity to tell me to take the stairs rather than the elevator for my convenience? *CLICK* –the elevator should come up anytime now.
