I really hate Andy Warhol. He is such an unbelievable sellout. Draw something once, silk screen it, have dozens of the same image, make millions of dollars. That is the life of Andy Warhol. Holy shit, how am I supposed to respect an artist for making the same exact damn piece of art so many times? I am so beyond frustrated with how much people love his commercial bullshit. WOW, he can take one portrait of Marilyn Monroe and repeat it in different colors! AMAZING, how his silk screen could do all that! I will never be as talented as his silk screen, nor will I ever make as much money as his silk screen did.

Talented ol’ Andy Warhol can even draw simple objects. I can’t draw a Campbell soup can. I can’t repeat the Campbell’s soup can exactly the same way thirty-two times using a silk screen of my original drawing. WOW, I am so impressed with his artwork that any art student can do.

MASS PRODUCTION. That is what makes a great artist. I can then sell the same piece of art to everyone! Isn’t that just absolutely fantastic? Look, I can go to almost anywhere and get a tripped out portrait of Marilyn Monroe, isn’t that great? I love life when I can get my psychedelic Marilyn Monroe portrait that everybody else has. OH LOOK, I CAN GET MARILYN MONROE ON MY PHONE CASE- THANKS ANDY WARHOL, you absolute sellout.