Climate change deniers, I know you’re out there. I get it. (No, I don’t, I’m just saying that). A favorite line of mine is, “But it’s cold!” Sure, it used to be called “global warming.” Scientists make up silly names for things sometimes, don’t they? For example: the carpet shark, tasselled wobbegong. What even is a carpet shark, by the way? 

It’s November and it’s 70 degrees outside. I get it. It’s weird. I’m upset I can’t use my flannel sheets yet, but maybe tomorrow I’ll need one of those awful balloon coats instead of a cute sweater. What odd weather. What a crazy climate! Deniers, this isn’t an attack on you, oh no. But you will feel like it might be. Please enjoy this broadcast.

You’re welcome.

Kristen