Just kidding. Do you know how much time I just spent trying to make my layout look like it wasn’t attacked by evil, paintbrush-toting sprites? Approximately forever (not really). I don’t remember my last meal (it was fake hot dogs) and I don’t know how to solve any of my problems (email Macaulay ITF John). So have some LMAO to make me feel better:
Isn’t that the cutest mousepad EVER? He’s very jolly, really.
Okay, back to business. My German passport is coming soon!! All my parents have to do is send in some stuff to prove they’re married, that they don’t live in Germany, and that my mom is a legal extraterrestrial of some sort. I’M LEAVING IN 8 DAYS!!!!
I have no idea who my roommate is, but as long as she’s not a brain-eating zombie, I’m sure we’ll get along. Unless she’s French (WHaT?!) LOL Okay, I need to stop with these parentheses. The split personality I developed while working on this blog for, like, six hours straight is starting to show with the self-commentary.
Quick shout-out to finish up: Everyone that made some time to see me when I went to the city last week made me very happy. I lost a tear or two on the way out. Then I went to visit my best friend at his perfect campus in Maryland and forgot about the city… until I had to go back through on the way home and was like, “Waaahhhh, if NYC was a person I’d marry it… even if it was a girl because I could still do that.”
I’m gonna miss you guys. Skype me, facebook me, email me. Just no twitter and you can’t talk about Jersey Shore. Them’s the rules š
Love,
Julia
